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Category: Medical
Size: Similar to Aspirin
Weight: N/A
Value: Expensive but within reach of the upper middle class

Description
Nazodone tablets are common among upper middle class and Columbus elite as the primary method of infection treatment. Nazodone does not directly treat the virus -- only the symptoms. Nazodone is similar in usage to modern day antidepressants.

Side effects include dry mouth, increased appetite and weight gain, drowsiness and loss of interest. Excessive and sustained use could lead to severe apathy, very low blood pressure, and liver damage.